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[pikuni]

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GOOD STAB

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@goatface

[ghostface]

( deleting and typing this text no less than thirty-five times before he settles on: )

hey.

[pikuni]

[ after debating for ten whole minutes whether to pretend he doesn’t know how a phone works: ]

You must have been a very ugly baby to earn this name.

[medals]

•]••´º´•» J E M «•´º´••[• has invited you to join chat FAMILY CONFERENCE 2.0

@goatface

[ghostface]

( later, when the voting is done: )

don't be mad at me.

[pikuni]

I can’t be angry at you for doing only what you know. I will have to teach you something new instead.

@WIFI

[laozu]

Good Stab, this one called "Wei Wuxian" would entreat your counsel.







:-)!

[pikuni]

Hello Wei Wuxian. You may do that, whatever use an old mans council is :-).

@goatface

[ghostface]

i need you to kill eddie after eddie kills jem.

[pikuni]

Is someone coming to kill me after I kill your boy and after he kills your sisterwife?

@MOP

[guitarpicks]

if danny asks you to do anything stupid, don’t worry about it

but also look at hawk
fucker has been mighty suspicious this whole time

[pikuni]

I couldn't kill you even if I wanted to. :-)

He is the one who has a brain like a slow donkey, yes? Republican.

@goatface

[ghostface]

uncle.
shut the fuck up.

[pikuni]

Interesting that you think you can speak to me like this.

@blackrock00

[temporicide]

They'll pick you first, if they can
Will you let them?

[pikuni]

I think it’s better me than more little girls.

It will not be my first time in a cage. But I think they think I am too whimsical to do this. This would be really good if I was a wolf. My ego would be well fed.

voice — @MOP

[guitarpicks]

so did you stay quiet before because your plan was to throw yourself to the wolves?

[pikuni]

No.

Everyone is so concerned for my well being. But I don’t think Embry Moore is taking my skills seriously.

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[nishtha]

Have you hunted wolves?

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[pikuni]

Once or twice.

@goatface

[ghostface]

( a group text, sent to eddie and good stab, no context. )

bucky barnes.

[pikuni]

I see.

@goatface

[ghostface]

( )

did you get my note?

1/2

[pikuni]

[ BITCH ? ]

@goatface

[ghostface]

should i invite armand?

[pikuni]

You don’t want to just spend time with your favorite uncle? I see how it is.

@stefan

[interpersonally]

For as vocal as you were in the vampire chat, I haven't heard anything in a month. You keep an impressively low profile for a cool vampire.

[pikuni]

I was being very conspicuous to be a good uncle.

Now I am camping :-). If you look into the woods from your window, you will see me running really fast.

@goatface

[ghostface]

i need you to kill me.
i need you to fuck me.
i need you to fuck me and kill me.

[pikuni]

[ sometimes he is reminded of himself, over forty winters and sitting at his fathers side telling him tell me a story. there is a boyishness in him that has never left, the way there is a boyishness in Danny that has never left. there is a beast, a boy, a man, a void that wants to be filled up; a perfect mirror, only for the first time in a long time, does Good Stab love the reflection.

right away: ] Come to me. I will give you what you need.

[ like a trick, because what he means is I will give you what I smell that you need. And maybe this will be to fuck him, and then to drain him into the short sleep that is supposed to be a long sleep. but maybe it will be something else instead. ]

Nitáwahkahtaaniksi, you should already be here. You never need to ask.

@alphabet_soup – text

[scathe]

[after getting confirmation from the other guy:]

what the fuck was that note about?

[pikuni]

[ knowing full well who this is: ]

Who is this, sorry?

@blackrock00

[temporicide]

Hi
What happened between you and Elias

[pikuni]

I gave him a present and asked him to do a kindness, and he was instead very annoying. You know him?

accidental text; koby

[kobes]

We're one day in and I can't feel my knees or my thighs. And the sheets are a mess. And I think I'm dehydrated, after four hours of all three of them.

Also: every pair of underwear I have is soaked now. How am I supposed to do laundry in a snowed-in cabin??

[pikuni]

[after reading once, twice, thrice: ]

I see. This is so many problems, I am not sure which one you want me to start with.

Maybe the dehydration. That will be one less problem, that will make all the others less unbearable, yes?

@goatface

[ghostface]

you're a whore.

1/2

[pikuni]

[wtf]

misfire, un: dom

[wicka]

[ There is no text, no saucy photo: just a series of clips of Deolinda sent from his phone to Good Stab's inbox. Sometimes Dom is heard exclaiming, especially when she does a little parkour, or laughing when she puts her nose right up against his camera. ]

[pikuni]

[wtf, cute???]

Did you send this to make me jealous that a big cat won't do tricks for me?

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[nishtha]

Little brother, are you busy today?

[pikuni]

What do the kids say? My calendar is wide open?